Friend and swivel builder Huned sent over this great screenshot of Google search results for “drunk bitches.” Note the second listing.
Yes, the blogosphere’s data visualization darling just got interesting for the rest of us. Still not interested? Check it out: they are positively crawling with drunk bitches — 76 pages of drunk bitches, to be exact!
The drunk bitch coverup
In an effort to spread the word and provide some compelling use cases, Huned has been posting daily blog entries of interesting stuff he’s finding with his newly-minted data visualization tools. Reeeeally interesting stuff, like his most common unix commands. He’s driving us all into a frothy buzz as he showcases hot topics like media format obsolescence trends.
Today, he finds drunk bitches and he emails two friends. Two friends. No blog entry. Now, I’m no marketer, but I’d describe drunk bitches as “linkbait fucking gold”.
As I’m sure you know, drunk bitches are a pretty hot topic these days. A quick Google poll shows how much content is being created around these topics:
| Google search results | ||
|---|---|---|
| drunk bitches | 54,800 |  |
| popular unix commands | 94 |  |
| technology obsolescence curve | 20 |  |
| lobbying spending data | 7 |  |
People want drunk bitches; why won’t Huned deliver?
Infrequent pr0n purveyor
There are a couple conclusions to draw from all of this:
- If you’re an investor, it’s good to know Huned’s team isn’t wasting your bucks on cheap calls for attention
- If you’re his mom, it’s perhaps comforting to see that only after 9 days of serious work does Huned go searching for drunk bitches
Let’s see the team’s porn-to-productivity data in his next post!
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how’d you make it? it’s curious to see that there are more results for “popular unix commands” than “lobbying spending data”.
then again, when have i ever professed to know what the people want? i suppose i shouldn’t be surprised. yet, i am.
i have to point out i referred two people to work at swivel: huned… and richard. richard is a swivel employee who clearly demonstrates that he understands drunk bitches and society’s need for them. we believe in balance world over here at swivel.
I drew the graph images in Fireworks (which I love, sadly), and built the table with good old HTML.
The world needs more Richard.
Boy howdy, you get some interesting Google ads showing up when you write an article about ‘Drunk Bitches’.
something is wrong with the graph for sure…