Chris Keane: cyclone ranger, mechawalrus bagman, low rent ninjurai, analog hackiste. A former INFP, I believe that less is beautiful.

I live in Brooklyn with Shannon, Winnie, and Mystery Dogg.
Mystery's tail doesn't live in Brooklyn, but she can waggle that nubbin hard enough to flag down a jumbo jet.

aliases

Doktor Destrukto (shoot to kill) and Ernie Hacks (amok).

stuff like interfaces, user friendliness, and production

I am a web hacker, illustrator, product designer; my current business card reads product manager. I am a big fat nerd in a skinny body who loves CSS, JavaScript, and valid semantic markup. A producer who actually produces, I bridge the gap between creative concepts and implementation teams.

results

Near-complete renal failure and chronic narcolepsy.

other interests

Abstractions, aesthetic gentrification, afternoon naps, blog link rabbit holes, criminal and secret society dialects, dub, getting rid of stuff, graf-inspired art, learning to surf, mental models, movies that try too hard, multiple monitors, ninja cyborgs, nonfiction, paintball, serial entrepreneurs, skulls, Steve Jobs cultists, Tin Tin, walking at the speed of dog, walruses.

a triangle in time

Is a triangle in time.

Do your best, fake the rest.